HornyOnMain to chapotraphouse • 7 months agojust found out that oreos are vegan, still trying to wrap my head around the least vegan looking biscuit ever, that massively marketed itself as being synomous with milk containing no animal productsmessage-squaremessage-square97 fedilinkarrow-up1125file-text
arrow-up1125message-squarejust found out that oreos are vegan, still trying to wrap my head around the least vegan looking biscuit ever, that massively marketed itself as being synomous with milk containing no animal productsHornyOnMain to chapotraphouse • 7 months agomessage-square97 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]hexbear20·7 months agoIf this fact went viral - the American right-wing would have marches with guns where they chant-scream "Lard!" because they want it back in their cookies. link
minus-squareCloutAtlas [he/him]hexbear21·7 months ago"yeah Oreos are actually a knock off of Hydrox anyway" Which is factually correct but something about a food named Hydrox sounds terrible. link
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]hexbear17·7 months agoHydrox sounds like some disgusting Aussie marsupial that went extinct 50,000 years ago. link
minus-squareFourteenEyes [he/him]hexbear16·7 months agoIt sounds like a special shampoo you have to use when you get pubic lice link
minus-squareheartheartbreak [fae/faer]hexbear10·edit-27 months ago best Kelly I've seen in a while lmao link
If this fact went viral - the American right-wing would have marches with guns where they chant-scream "Lard!" because they want it back in their cookies.
"yeah Oreos are actually a knock off of Hydrox anyway"
Which is factually correct but something about a food named Hydrox sounds terrible.
Hydrox sounds like some disgusting Aussie marsupial that went extinct 50,000 years ago.
Generic brand toilet cleaner
It sounds like a special shampoo you have to use when you get pubic lice
Lard back!