Yeah sure, clear more land for development, Australia, it's not like the lack of trees will dry everything out and raise temperatures in a place that is already dangerously hot. What's a heat island? Oh, look, fire!

Oh, you didn't even clear those trees for anything important planned and just stuck up a sign saying "new industrial opportunities!" Boy, that sure was worth cutting into a previously protected forest and killing a bunch of endangered koalas and quolls for!

Oh look, the slop warehouse you replaced that native forest with has a koala for a logo! We sure love our national icons! I wonder where all the real koalas went?

agony-shivering

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
    hexbear
    11
    7 months ago

    hahahhahaha no I would actually rather die. Also I can;t drink for medical reasons.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexbear
      18
      7 months ago

      Also I can;t drink for medical reasons.

      I don't feel like you're missing much.

      One of the wisest decisions I ever made during my wedding planning was making it alcohol free; made everyone I didn't like leave early and those I cared about stayed the entire time.

      • @daisy
        hexbear
        9
        7 months ago

        That sounds like a damn good idea. Did the guests know about it beforehand or was it a surprise? I feel like if I were doing the planning, I'd make it a surprise, just to avoid certain guests bringing their own supply ahead of time.

        • Kuori [she/her]
          hexbear
          5
          7 months ago

          that level of disrespect should just get you tossed out. no x means no x, not sneak your own in like it's a middle school dance

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
          hexbear
          3
          7 months ago

          It was announced.

          They came, they did chud remarks and acted like chuds, but they left fairly quickly to get drunk. Worked for me.