Dr. Henry Kissinger Dies at Age 100
finance.yahoo.com
Dr. Henry Kissinger, a respected American scholar and statesman, died today at his home in Connecticut.

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Edit: My wife says that I seem happier than the day that we got married. She's not wrong.

Edit2: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.

  • mustGo [any]
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    7 months ago

    He died from not nutting for to loong during No-Nut-November. Never stop nutting.

    • Mokey [none/use name]
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      7 months ago

      He only nuts when killing people and no nut november basically killed him because he had to stop killing people

    • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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      7 months ago

      I read once that nutting promotes your immune system, provided you're eating enough vitamins and drinking enough water, and honestly I'm pretty sure it's true.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        7 months ago

        Apparently it's good for prostate health, too. Which, given that your prostate, if you have one, will almost certainly try to kill you sometime between 65-80, is worth considering.