can confirm, am your prostate, gunning for you

A fellow anarchism enjoyer I see

Kick his water-lovin ass, Karl!

I love how literally two lines before that zinger they went "well the real cause of their collapse is all the financial fuckery they were fuckering around with and got caught"

FOLLOWED IMMEDIATELY BY: 'If the fucking execs were doing their fucking jobs maybe this wouldn't have happened'

this just in - irony found dead in alleyway, more at 11

god i wish this was a bit

idk why but this is giving me some rooftop koreans vibes

The star and candy cane shrine...I just can't

fern gully in space

this is the first time i've heard this connection and it's...just perfect :chefs-kiss:

something something anime pfp

I mean you just can't help but be impressed. I just wish there were two statues on the tables behind him with 3' tall bald eagles made of solid gold vomiting cheese whiz out of their beaks into the gaping maw of the american people beneath them

ECK

:jesse-wtf:

good catch!

U right

yessss

which means that the soviets were even more based...they invented photoshop in the 50's to doctor photos

CHECKMATE ATHEISTS

:jesus-christ:

Own a musket, like the founding fathers intended

So like the electoral college but worse?

To show we mean business, here is Doug McMillon, the CEO of Walmart. Say goodbye to your shareholders Doug. (gunshot, mixture of cheers and screams). Holy Mary, that’s a lot of blood, should have used a smaller caliber handgun. Sorry to you folks in the front row, bring a poncho next time.

fuck i'm crying