I can't tell if this is a joke or not but I'll answer it seriously.

Is this an absolutist thing for you where any woman not fitting this description is a no-no for you? Then that's a problem. Otherwise you just happen to like what the vast majority of straight men like. You can always give men a try to see if you're into that sort of thing. I tried it once and learned that I was very straight, but it could be the opposite conclusion for you.