Posadas [he/him, they/them] to the_dunk_tank • 7 months agoPasswords are outdated, you should just have to submit a picture of both sides of your credit card.imagemessage-square71 fedilinkarrow-up1111file-text
arrow-up1111imagePasswords are outdated, you should just have to submit a picture of both sides of your credit card.Posadas [he/him, they/them] to the_dunk_tank • 7 months agomessage-square71 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareThordros [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear31·7 months agoI simply use the fingerprint scanner with my balls. They'd never think to check there. link
minus-squareAernaLingus [any]hexbear13·7 months ago CW: pretty gross even by my standards I use my butthole and make sure to get a new hemorrhoid every 120 days to reduce my vulnerability to butthole database leaks link
minus-squareThordros [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear8·7 months agoIf they do think to check there, I'd see that as a net win. link
I simply use the fingerprint scanner with my balls. They'd never think to check there.
CW: pretty gross even by my standards
I use my butthole and make sure to get a new hemorrhoid every 120 days to reduce my vulnerability to butthole database leaks
If they do think to check there, I'd see that as a net win.