And the much more important follow up; who's sneezing wrong and needs to stop?
Im a maximum force sneezer (though I always take care to never spray or do it next to someone), anything less 1 hurts like hell if I try to supress it and 2 feels unsatisfying in a way I just can't accept
Stifle Sneezers are the worst. its not that I actually dislike the noise or have issues with them, I just get sympathetic dissatisfaction and start imagining the sensation of when I stifle a sneeze and :why don't we have any shudder emotes: it almost makes me want to make myself sneeze just to get rid of the feeling
If I'm alone or with people I'm really comfortable with I'll basically shout when I sneeze, let it all out, very satisfying. If I'm at work or something I stifle it which is the worst actually because then I just end up sneezing at least three times which means people say bless you or gesundheit once and then get progressively surprised or annoyed at the subsequent sneezes.
Oh and sometimes when I'm doing the extra loud sneezes when I'm alone it still ends up being more than one which surprises and annoys myself, and I follow it up with something like "son of a bitch"
My gf does this, it still scares the shit out of me sometimes.