Holy shit, this book is a comedy sketch. I refuse to believe it's real. The author is a conservative British woman who's basically a weeb but for American culture and writes super horny books that take place in, like, Texas. The main character is a stereotypical Latina who falls for a literal klansmen and is supposed to be his woke, urban opposite even though the Mexican cartel is super racist, hates Haitian immigrants and tortures indigenous communities.
Who wants to do the first dunk tank reading series?