Imagine reviving only the completely weird artists like van Gogh. Time has washed away their eccentricities because their art is cool, and now we're gonna trap their soul in code just to expose how weird they were to people. I'm at the museum talking to digital Erik Satie:

"Monsieur Satie? What was your thought process behind your composition Vexations? It's such a lovely piece."

Tortured Erik Satie cyberghost, "I eat bones and lick the mold off fruit."