• The_Walkening [none/use name]
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      7 months ago

      I think their uniforms are mostly polyester or something so they're slick, and the slide's angle is only safe if you're under a certain weight I guess.

        • The_Walkening [none/use name]
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          7 months ago

          My take: Start a company that markets slides as a "Quick Response" tool like firefighter's poles, install them in police stations with federal grants. Tout the "Tactical" black paint and Teflon-coated interior as a "Rapid Deployment Force Multiplier" that lets the piggies get to their surplus MRAPs as fast as possible.

    • Sephitard9001 [he/him]
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      7 months ago

      It's so fucking funny, he shoots out like he was hit by an Elder Scrolls paralysis spell. He's like rigid until he hits the floor

    • 7bicycles [he/him]
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      7 months ago

      Even despite that why was this guy going down it anyways? You expect this among a group of children in a sort of community service thing but there's like 0 people there.