My therapy AI raised the subscription fee, so I started to use the Starbucks Coffee Selection AI as it was based on the same LLM. Starbucks shut it down because it started to recommend people drink lattes to improve their anxiety. Everyone is now using the Michelin Tire Customer Support AI for therapy, you just have to pepper in random questions about tires so it doesn't shut you out.
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My therapy AI raised the subscription fee, so I started to use the Starbucks Coffee Selection AI as it was based on the same LLM. Starbucks shut it down because it started to recommend people drink lattes to improve their anxiety. Everyone is now using the Michelin Tire Customer Support AI for therapy, you just have to pepper in random questions about tires so it doesn't shut you out.
i keep having falling dreams that have me waking up in a cold sweat. my partner says i was screaming
chatbot: .....
oh and in the falling dreams there are offroad radial axis tires
What tires are best for off-road winter conditions, and why am I depressed?
You may be experiencing something known as “Seasonal Depression”. Luckily, our All Season Goodyear Tires are on a special sale and are guaranteed to get you out that ditch and back on track! Just text “RE-TIRE ME” to 1-800-MICHELIN
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