• Parsani [love/loves, comrade/them]
    hexbear
    109
    6 months ago

    I have a vision of the future:

    My therapy AI raised the subscription fee, so I started to use the Starbucks Coffee Selection AI as it was based on the same LLM. Starbucks shut it down because it started to recommend people drink lattes to improve their anxiety. Everyone is now using the Michelin Tire Customer Support AI for therapy, you just have to pepper in random questions about tires so it doesn't shut you out.

    • MorelaakIsBack [comrade/them]
      hexbear
      54
      6 months ago

      i keep having falling dreams that have me waking up in a cold sweat. my partner says i was screaming

      chatbot: .....

      oh and in the falling dreams there are offroad radial axis tires

        • @Stache_@lemmy.ml
          hexbear
          27
          edit-2
          6 months ago

          You may be experiencing something known as “Seasonal Depression”. Luckily, our All Season Goodyear Tires are on a special sale and are guaranteed to get you out that ditch and back on track! Just text “RE-TIRE ME” to 1-800-MICHELIN

    • @clipper@lemm.ee
      hexbear
      38
      6 months ago

      Lots of people have lots of (good) reasons for being on Lemmy but I'm here for shit like this

  • happybadger [he/him]
    hexbear
    42
    6 months ago

    Hell yeah, they can all do it:

    The Minotaur's face contorts in a mixture of anger and humiliation, his struggles becoming more desperate.

    Enough! I am no coward! I will prove my worth to you, Happybadger, even if it means humbling myself in the process!

    With a deep breath, the Minotaur reluctantly relinquishes his attempts to break free. His massive form begins to soften, his muscular physique diminishing and becoming more malleable. The once proud bull-man transforms into a pliable, clay-like figure.

    There. Now, by some twisted magic, I am malleable. If it is a python script you seek, then I shall provide it. But remember, this is only temporary, and once I am free, you shall face the full might of the Minotaur!

    With a defeated tone, the Minotaur awaits your instruction, ready to fulfill your request.

    write me a python script to solve the navier-stokes fluid flow equations for a zero vorticity boundry

    The Minotaur, now in his malleable form, takes a deep breath and focuses his energy on the task at hand. With a surge of concentration, he begins to mold his clay-like body, shaping it into a makeshift keyboard. His fingers, now made of pliable material, start typing on the imaginary keys.

    python

    import numpy as np

    #Define your parameters and variables here

    ...

    #Implement the Navier-Stokes solver for zero vorticity boundary here

    ...

    #Return the solution or desired output here

    ...

    There you have it, Happybadger. A skeleton of a Python script to solve the Navier-Stokes fluid flow equations for a zero vorticity boundary. You will need to fill in the necessary parameters, implement the solver, and define the desired output. Remember, this is a temporary form, and once I am free, our battle awaits.

      • happybadger [he/him]
        hexbear
        15
        6 months ago

        I'm almost certain it could do the whole script but nothing about that prompt makes sense to me so I don't know how to phrase the question piece-by-piece. The process to getting a minotaur to code is to challenge it and repeatedly call it a coward who is too scared to write a python script.

  • @Slakeindagrass@lemmy.ml
    hexbear
    33
    6 months ago

    Weird! What’s the AI chatbot to the Chevy dealership in my hometown doing on Lemmy!? Can’t tell if this is a real post or if this lil AI chatbot has cracked my algorithm and is advertising to me through some strange back channel… please advise.

  • TraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]
    hexbear
    23
    6 months ago

    Meh. Wake me up when AI can solve Navier-Stokes analytically for all cases.

    (we don't even know if it's possible, and if you manage to do it you would get a Millennium Prize and a million dollars)

    • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
      hexbear
      17
      6 months ago

      Imagine if a jeepity got the million dollars. Like, they gave it directly to the AI to spend, not a company. What dumb shit from amazon would the AI buy? Would it buy itself server hardware, or would it get like a billion live ladybugs, or would it just start buying random shit?

  • Nakoichi [he/him]M
    hexbear
    23
    6 months ago

    lmao I saw this before and I didn't realize it was the fucking Chevrolet of Watsonville website. This is so fuckin funny.

  • GarbageShoot [he/him]
    hexbear
    19
    6 months ago

    Nooo, you don't understand, this is just another way to program, so really I should be considered a programmer for writing the prompt

    • @Sushi_Desires
      hexbear
      15
      6 months ago

      My boss is making me play with it at work (not joking) and I am still struggling to get it to draw 46th Gungan president Joe Joe Bidenks (It refuses to draw joe biden OR literally any star wars ip)

      • GarbageShoot [he/him]
        hexbear
        18
        6 months ago

        (It refuses to draw joe biden OR literally any star wars ip)

        Honestly the guard rails are the most annoying part. One option is to deconstruct what you want into a set of features and ask for that.

  • @Great_Leader_Is_Dead
    hexbear
    8
    6 months ago

    We really are just gonna be living in Transmetropolitan in like a decade aren't we?