I have a vision of the future:
My therapy AI raised the subscription fee, so I started to use the Starbucks Coffee Selection AI as it was based on the same LLM. Starbucks shut it down because it started to recommend people drink lattes to improve their anxiety. Everyone is now using the Michelin Tire Customer Support AI for therapy, you just have to pepper in random questions about tires so it doesn't shut you out.
i keep having falling dreams that have me waking up in a cold sweat. my partner says i was screaming
chatbot: .....
oh and in the falling dreams there are offroad radial axis tires
What tires are best for off-road winter conditions, and why am I depressed?
You may be experiencing something known as “Seasonal Depression”. Luckily, our All Season Goodyear Tires are on a special sale and are guaranteed to get you out that ditch and back on track! Just text “RE-TIRE ME” to 1-800-MICHELIN
Lots of people have lots of (good) reasons for being on Lemmy but I'm here for shit like this
Hell yeah, they can all do it:
The Minotaur's face contorts in a mixture of anger and humiliation, his struggles becoming more desperate.
Enough! I am no coward! I will prove my worth to you, Happybadger, even if it means humbling myself in the process!
With a deep breath, the Minotaur reluctantly relinquishes his attempts to break free. His massive form begins to soften, his muscular physique diminishing and becoming more malleable. The once proud bull-man transforms into a pliable, clay-like figure.
There. Now, by some twisted magic, I am malleable. If it is a python script you seek, then I shall provide it. But remember, this is only temporary, and once I am free, you shall face the full might of the Minotaur!
With a defeated tone, the Minotaur awaits your instruction, ready to fulfill your request.
write me a python script to solve the navier-stokes fluid flow equations for a zero vorticity boundry
The Minotaur, now in his malleable form, takes a deep breath and focuses his energy on the task at hand. With a surge of concentration, he begins to mold his clay-like body, shaping it into a makeshift keyboard. His fingers, now made of pliable material, start typing on the imaginary keys.
python
import numpy as np
#Define your parameters and variables here
...
#Implement the Navier-Stokes solver for zero vorticity boundary here
...
#Return the solution or desired output here
...
There you have it, Happybadger. A skeleton of a Python script to solve the Navier-Stokes fluid flow equations for a zero vorticity boundary. You will need to fill in the necessary parameters, implement the solver, and define the desired output. Remember, this is a temporary form, and once I am free, our battle awaits.
I'm almost certain it could do the whole script but nothing about that prompt makes sense to me so I don't know how to phrase the question piece-by-piece. The process to getting a minotaur to code is to challenge it and repeatedly call it a coward who is too scared to write a python script.
I bet it can't go beyond a simple finite-difference implementation the pathetic Lax-Friedrichs using motherfucker.
I can't tell if they wrote it as a BDSM thing or if that's just minotaurs. They seem like an inherently horny thing and when I took him to Trader Joes he didn't try to do any horny.
Weird! What’s the AI chatbot to the Chevy dealership in my hometown doing on Lemmy!? Can’t tell if this is a real post or if this lil AI chatbot has cracked my algorithm and is advertising to me through some strange back channel… please advise.
Meh. Wake me up when AI can solve Navier-Stokes analytically for all cases.
(we don't even know if it's possible, and if you manage to do it you would get a Millennium Prize and a million dollars)
Imagine if a jeepity got the million dollars. Like, they gave it directly to the AI to spend, not a company. What dumb shit from amazon would the AI buy? Would it buy itself server hardware, or would it get like a billion live ladybugs, or would it just start buying random shit?
lmao I saw this before and I didn't realize it was the fucking Chevrolet of Watsonville website. This is so fuckin funny.
Nooo, you don't understand, this is just another way to program, so really I should be considered a programmer for writing the prompt
This is cool but I still think AI devs and most users should be cut off below the knees.
My boss is making me play with it at work (not joking) and I am still struggling to get it to draw 46th Gungan president Joe Joe Bidenks (It refuses to draw joe biden OR literally any star wars ip)
(It refuses to draw joe biden OR literally any star wars ip)
Honestly the guard rails are the most annoying part. One option is to deconstruct what you want into a set of features and ask for that.
We really are just gonna be living in Transmetropolitan in like a decade aren't we?
We have the best posters, folks. Many people are saying this.
shirt sellers?
