Seventeen hundred dollars.
Death to America.
Edit - I was able to resolve it through this site: https://www.paxlovid.com/enroll-in-co-pay-program . You probably have to call the number if you're in a situation like mine (wrong state, etc.), but you will get the drug for free, after consenting to waive all of your privacy rights and allow them to send you billions of text messages. It's all bullshit and I hate Pfizer and I hope they die painfully, but at least I can get my meds.
Walgreens says you can get it from a pharmacist. It's a $45 fee to see the pharmacist and get assessed but the paxlovid is supposed to be free after that. https://www.walgreens.com/findcare/covid19/paxlovid
Here's where to find more pharmacies that do this: https://aspr.hhs.gov/TestToTreat/Pages/default.aspx