Seventeen hundred dollars.
Death to America.
Edit - I was able to resolve it through this site: https://www.paxlovid.com/enroll-in-co-pay-program . You probably have to call the number if you're in a situation like mine (wrong state, etc.), but you will get the drug for free, after consenting to waive all of your privacy rights and allow them to send you billions of text messages. It's all bullshit and I hate Pfizer and I hope they die painfully, but at least I can get my meds.
Good to hear you were able to get that sorted. Still sucks tho, fucking this countries medical system so hard.
Also, beware of the rebound. I’ve heard from a couple people that you can end up testing positive again after finishing paxlovid. As with any medication, finish the whole round to be safe, but still beware.
Good luck!