I'm the most Kkkrackkkers of Amerikkkans so my tradition is just getting drunk off mulled wine and re-watching bad holiday movies with relatives I only kinda like.
I'm sometimes a little jealous of people who have weirder shit going on, like gremlins who slam doors and steal sausages or shitting Christmas logs. We need to bring back weird ass half-pagan shit.
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Omg, I have a Danish relative who does the almond in the ris a la malta thing, but I thought that was something her family made up.
Nope. We all do it, turning Christmas celebrations into an eating contest.