a lot going on here: https://nitter.net/visegrad24/status/1739811116287410526

  • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
    hexbear
    15
    6 months ago

    Ever since I read about that hideous Touchdown Jesus statue burning down, that's what I picture every time I hear this song. You could literally see him on the interstate. It's too perfect.

    • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]
      hexbear
      16
      6 months ago

      TFW you send a clear sign that your followers are on the wrong path when you strike their statue with lightning, and, instead of changing their carnal ways, they just rebuild the statue.

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    • Nakoichi [he/him]
      hexbear
      12
      6 months ago

      PETA offered funding through an "anonymous Christian donor" to help rebuild the statue if allowed to promote veganism at the church.

      lmao, PETA is wild but every now and then they do something genuinely cool and funny like this.

      • booty [he/him]
        hexbear
        5
        6 months ago

        PETA is good and basically everything really bad you've heard that they did was completely made up

    • booty [he/him]
      hexbear
      11
      6 months ago

      It was destroyed by a lightning strike and subsequent fire

      What the fuck more do you need, guys? God says it sucks