Half-Life 3 announced. America collapses before its released in 2031

  • rootsbreadandmakka [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    Trump dies like a month or two before the election

    This throws the trump/qanon base into chaos. Some dive deeper into their fantasies, trump isn't dead he faked his death so he could do covert ops and lead the white hats. Others lose their minds and accuse the deep state of assassinating him. There's isolated incidents of stochastic terrorism, but mostly his base is too cowardly and unorganized to do anything, plus they'd rather watch their shows than take any action, so nothing really happens except for a brief increase in funny/sad facebook screenshots.

    All the chaos results in Biden being reelected.

    Biden dies like the day after he's inaugurated.

    Biden's new VP becomes president. Finally, we have the best woman for the job!

    hillgasm hillgasm hillgasm

    • Woly [any]
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      6 months ago

      I unironically believe that Hillary Clinton would strangle Biden to death with her bare hands in the oval office to take his spot.

      And then one of her psycho failure acolyte assistants walks in while she's panting over his crumpled corpse and says "Uhhhhh, he's not getting up, is he?"

    • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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      6 months ago

      Trump's dad lived to be 93 and his mom lived to 88. Trump himself is only 77. He's probably got at least another 10 years in him.

    • Mindfury [he/him]
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      6 months ago

      Trump dies before election, wins by write-in because supporters refuse to believe it. Running mate Vince McMahon becomes president.

      Republican party actually has navigate this shambles, because they put Meatball Ron on the ballot as they can't nominate a literal corpse but he only got 4% of votes nationwide lol