• quarrk [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    Alaska Airlines when they land: "I'm gonna give you a $5 food voucher to fuck off."

    • VILenin [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      11 months ago

      Expires in 20 minutes, only for use at the one restaurant on the other side of the airport

      • emizeko [they/them]
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        11 months ago

        better run if you want to make it in time, hope you don't have any bags