DengistDonnieDarko [none/use name] to covid • 5 months agoCalifornia health officials shorten COVID isolation period to 1 dayexternal-linkmessage-square18 fedilinkarrow-up166file-text
arrow-up166external-linkCalifornia health officials shorten COVID isolation period to 1 dayDengistDonnieDarko [none/use name] to covid • 5 months agomessage-square18 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarevoight [he/him, any]hexbear23·5 months agoHeck why not just have them take an hour nap link
minus-squareZvyozdochka [she/her, comrade/them]hexbear14·edit-25 months agoor the school nurse treatment: an ice pack for 10 minutes, and a cup of animal crackers and you're good to go! link
minus-squareRyanGosling [none/use name]hexbear12·5 months agoI’m sure they’re developing a telemetry ridden app that “detects” covid from scanning your face. Soon you’ll be able to do it within 5 minutes like a pregnancy test link
Heck why not just have them take an hour nap
or the school nurse treatment: an ice pack for 10 minutes, and a cup of animal crackers and you're good to go!
I’m sure they’re developing a telemetry ridden app that “detects” covid from scanning your face. Soon you’ll be able to do it within 5 minutes like a pregnancy test