alexandra_kollontai [she/her] to

the_dunk_tank • 10 months ago

Subscription airbag

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Subscription airbag

alexandra_kollontai [she/her] to

the_dunk_tank • 10 months ago

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Tweet: Okay I thought this one straight up has to be hyperbole, there's no way they'd make an airbag that checks your subscription status or it doesn't go off, but it's fucking TRUE: "Without the subscription service from In&Motion, the airbag system is non-operational."

Quoted tweet: Reminder that Klim makes a motorcycle airbag vest that has a subscription service and if you don't pay and get in a wreck it just doesn't go off

Google results screenshot: Ai-1 Airbag Vest (Klim) - Choose from $12/month or $120/year subscription options, which include...

Original tweet dated 30th April 2021

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silent_water [she/her]
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10 months ago
you say it's absurd but you haven't met the techbros I have

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- context [fae/faer, fae/faer]
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  10 months ago
  i have but i was pretending not to for the purposes of the bit to play with some other failure modes, in truth i acknowledge that the possibility of that is not so absurd
  
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  - silent_water [she/her]
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    10 months ago
    valid
    
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