• TheCaconym [any]
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    10 months ago

    I've said it before: assuming he survives, he's months away from a traveling stand-up show with Guaidó. They'll probably end up as a Shen Yun opening act

    • ProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      He won't survive though. If the war ends any way where there aren't a million shitty plastic wolfsangels flanking the streets of Sevastopol for a joint victory parade/pogrom, he is getting merk'd by an Azov psycho for being Ukraine's very own 'Stab In The Back' Jew.

      • jackmarxist [any]
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        10 months ago

        He probably should have an escape route. He also replaced the Nazi Commander recently so my headcanon is that he's planning about how to dip.

    • D61 [any]
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      10 months ago

      Zelensky with co-president of the USA Guaido... I'd vote for that.