"Here, son! Play with these dolls ACTION FIGURES of scantily-clad muscle men in loincloths! That oughtta keep you hetero!" 
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"Here, son! Play with these dolls ACTION FIGURES of scantily-clad muscle men in loincloths! That oughtta keep you hetero!"
My favorite thing was getting toys from R-rated films
I had so many Aliens and Predators, RoboCops and Terminators
And yes, I also saw the movies, my parents didn't care
I think I turned out pretty good though
Vivid memories of getting in trouble in kindergarten or first grade, for repeating "get away from her you bitch!" in class in front of my friends.
Very similar to when I got in trouble for saying "Bitches, leave"