"Here, son! Play with these dolls ACTION FIGURES of scantily-clad muscle men in loincloths! That oughtta keep you hetero!" grillman

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  • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles running around naked except for a belt and the one female character going around in a baggy yellow jumpsuit.

    the boykisser agenda was real

    • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      Do not boykisser the turtles.

      immediate edit: just remembered they're anthro so it's fine

      subsequent edit: just remembered they're teens so it's not fine

      • raven [he/him]
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        10 months ago

        We're told they're teenagers, but are we told specifically what ages?

        • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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          10 months ago

          I've never watched the shows or the movies but they're marketed at young children, so I guess they're probably young.

          • raven [he/him]
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            10 months ago

            Apparently they're roughly 15..

            Boyhugging with a backpat and a "proud 'a you, son"

            • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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              10 months ago

              Yeah, in the 1980s series, they're canonically all 15. It was printed on the toy packaging and in the mini-comics that they had back in the day.

              You can probably pull the "wull ackshually a 15 year old turtle is like a 1,000 year old dragon" card here, and then we can funny-clown-hammer you for entertainment purposes.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    10 months ago

    My favorite thing was getting toys from R-rated films

    I had so many Aliens and Predators, RoboCops and Terminators

    And yes, I also saw the movies, my parents didn't care

    I think I turned out pretty good though

  • Umechan [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    He-man was basically a leather daddy. He's shirtless and wears a harness. To think my older brother always hassled me for watching She-Ra instead.