"Here, son! Play with these dolls ACTION FIGURES of scantily-clad muscle men in loincloths! That oughtta keep you hetero!" 
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"Here, son! Play with these dolls ACTION FIGURES of scantily-clad muscle men in loincloths! That oughtta keep you hetero!"
Vivid memories of getting in trouble in kindergarten or first grade, for repeating "get away from her you bitch!" in class in front of my friends.
Very similar to when I got in trouble for saying "Bitches, leave"