"Here, son! Play with these dolls ACTION FIGURES of scantily-clad muscle men in loincloths! That oughtta keep you hetero!" 
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"Here, son! Play with these dolls ACTION FIGURES of scantily-clad muscle men in loincloths! That oughtta keep you hetero!"
He-man was basically a leather daddy. He's shirtless and wears a harness. To think my older brother always hassled me for watching She-Ra instead.