I've tried Chameleon and Valyrian root tea blends before thinking they might make good sleep aids, but I've never had any luck with them. A lot people say they find those very relaxing, but I wasn't even catching a placebo effect.

So for a while I just assumed all this herbal tea bullshit I see in stores and pharmacies must be just a step above homeopathic products. They're probably pretty good if you like the taste of the herbal blends and find sipping a warm beverage relaxing in itself, but otherwise a waste of time. Clearly if they really worked they wouldn't be sold in large supermarket chains. Instead they'd be relegated to the weird, near grey market status that Kratom seems to exist in, right?

Today at the store I just happened to notice something very alarming. A box of Kava blend tea was the absolute one and only herbal tea variety on the shelf to include a warning asking you to consult your doctor before use, and stating that minors and pregnant women should not consume this product.

Well, that warning instantaneously lit up the junkie addict center of my brain like a Christmas tree, and I impulse bought two boxes. This might have major negative health consequences? Wow, must be the fucking good stuff. I got home and brewed six of them into a single mug of tea, and yep, this shit is psychoactive all right. Subtle, but definitely not placebo subtle. It quite honestly feels similar to a moderate dose of Gabapentin, and it's making me sleepy.

I sure wish I knew this before I most likely took 15 years off the lifespan of my kidneys by using 200mg of Diphenhydramine every night for years just to have a fighting chance at falling asleep more often than every two days.

  • Jenniferrr [she/her, comrade/them]
    hexbear
    2
    5 months ago

    I switched to melatonin and it helped a lot. Kava and chamomile could also work.

    Also, just out of curiosity, do you have like... bugs in your dreams? I had cockroaches all over my dreams after using benadryl to go to sleep every day. I stopped and I got way better sleep when I got used to just using melatonin, and stopped waking up literally like jumping out of my bed because there were a million cockroaches coming out of the ground in my dreams lol

    • bigboopballs [he/him]
      hexbear
      1
      5 months ago

      Also, just out of curiosity, do you have like... bugs in your dreams?

      No, I've ever had bug dreams. I thought that was only a hallucination you have if you overdose on the stuff.

      • Jenniferrr [she/her, comrade/them]
        hexbear
        2
        5 months ago

        I had them like crazy after a year of doing the stuff. I can't do any amount of dph without getting those dreams. It's awful

        • bigboopballs [he/him]
          hexbear
          1
          5 months ago

          oh that's interesting. even if you only take like one 50mg dimenhydrinate pill?

          • Jenniferrr [she/her, comrade/them]
            hexbear
            2
            edit-2
            5 months ago

            Yep. And it has to be kinda close to bed time. I didn't notice what was happening but I would have these recurring dreams, where I was In a dingey house, with a bunch of old couches and stuff. I would sit down, and a roach would crawl over me, then I would look around and they would just be scuttling about, popping out of the ground. It was so awful. I would wake up jumping out of my bed. I did this for a while, then I stopped using it, and the dreams went away. So I was like oh shit, the benadryl is causing it