MaoTheLawn [any, any] to news • edit-29 months agoTech CEO of profit-margin optimisation company falls to death attempting to make a grand entrance at an event, in front of all his employees.external-linkmessage-square89 fedilinkarrow-up1201file-text
arrow-up1201external-linkTech CEO of profit-margin optimisation company falls to death attempting to make a grand entrance at an event, in front of all his employees.MaoTheLawn [any, any] to news • edit-29 months agomessage-square89 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
profit squeezer went to the Owen Hart school of grand entrances hopefully this becomes the next rich dick trend RIP bozo
minus-squareGorillatactics [none/use name]hexbear48·9 months agoI know one guy in the audience saw this and thought "I should've wished that I wanted to win the lottery instead" link
minus-squareFrank [he/him, he/him]hexbear38·9 months agosooooo many people had to pretend to be covering their mouths in horror to hide their smiles. link
I know one guy in the audience saw this and thought "I should've wished that I wanted to win the lottery instead"
sooooo many people had to pretend to be covering their mouths in horror to hide their smiles.