profit squeezer went to the Owen Hart school of grand entrances

hopefully this becomes the next rich dick trend

RIP bozo

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
    hexbear
    77
    5 months ago

    as someone with highly advanced entrepreneurial skills in the marketplace of business administration, i would have simply chosen not to fall out of a box to my death in front my employees. but i applaud his commitment to the lack of a social safety net.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
      hexbear
      37
      5 months ago

      As a multi-billionaire with thousands of employees and millions of clients, I am here to tell you that the secret to business success is not found within the classrooms of Harvard or the board rooms of JP Morgan, but within a straight jacket wrapped in a large iron chain being plunged upside down into a pool of ice water with only a close-pin between my teeth.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
      hexbear
      31
      5 months ago

      When you have no safety net literally, as a bit, because you want to make some weird internet communists feel a moment of joy.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
    hexbear
    66
    5 months ago

    The lib I made up in my head to argue with; "You can't just mock people for dying in stupid ways you have to remember the human"

    Me "Lol his vast unearned wealth literally sent him plummeting in to the earth where he was crushed by his own arrogance an vaniglory looooooooooool"

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
    hexbear
    56
    5 months ago

    hahahaha imagine falling a mere 4.5 meters and dying I would simply roll to avoid fall damage in to a 2h poke.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
        hexbear
        32
        5 months ago

        I recently hit dad age and omg Asuka needs a supportive home environment and the way her character is treated both in the story and by fans and marketing is disgusting and horrible.

        • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
          hexbear
          31
          5 months ago

          I have no idea of the context of that emote beyond "pathetic" and have no desire to know

            • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
              hexbear
              4
              5 months ago
              1. We accept the colloquial truisms that "what you don't know can't hurt you" and "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger".

              2. As killing is a kind of hurting, what does not hurt you cannot kill you.

              3. We make an intersection of the truisms with "What you don't know can't kill you".

              4. "What you don't know makes you stronger". Ignorance is strength, QED.

              garf-troll

          • silent_water [she/her]
            hexbear
            3
            5 months ago

            it's really all the context you need. she makes that face while calling protag-kun that. more context will only make you wretch.

  • PKMKII [none/use name]
    hexbear
    52
    5 months ago

    Removed his bloated salary from the payroll, man was truly dedicated to profit margin optimization until the very end.

  • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]
    hexbear
    50
    5 months ago

    Holy shit imagine how great it would have been to be in the crowd. Have you ever seen a video of one of these things? Imagine the feeling of sitting in the audience and realizing you were going to get to leave early.

  • Gorillatactics [none/use name]
    hexbear
    48
    5 months ago

    I know one guy in the audience saw this and thought "I should've wished that I wanted to win the lottery instead"

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
      hexbear
      38
      5 months ago

      sooooo many people had to pretend to be covering their mouths in horror to hide their smiles.

  • neo [he/him]
    hexbear
    44
    5 months ago

    Not quite as good as the submersible but I'll take it.

  • Adkml [he/him]
    hexbear
    44
    5 months ago

    Something extremely symbolic about the guy who made a billion dollars hy cutting corners, many of them probably in regards to workers protections, dying because a cheap chain snapped on them.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
    hexbear
    33
    5 months ago

    He donated $5 million to establish the Vistex Institute for Executive Education at the school in 2017.

    For the crime of contributing to a business school ten thousand thousand deaths will not suffice.

    • @GinAndJucheM
      hexbear
      24
      5 months ago

      nooo think of all the hungover frat bros who wont have to take a real calculus course because of his generosity.