MaoTheLawn [any, any] to news • edit-210 months agoTech CEO of profit-margin optimisation company falls to death attempting to make a grand entrance at an event, in front of all his employees.external-linkmessage-square89 fedilinkarrow-up1201file-text
arrow-up1201external-linkTech CEO of profit-margin optimisation company falls to death attempting to make a grand entrance at an event, in front of all his employees.MaoTheLawn [any, any] to news • edit-210 months agomessage-square89 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
profit squeezer went to the Owen Hart school of grand entrances hopefully this becomes the next rich dick trend RIP bozo
minus-squareemizeko [they/them]hexbear19·10 months agothe way the chain broke he got some rotational momentum and was kinda... trebucheted to the ground link
Was he made of glass?
the way the chain broke he got some rotational momentum and was kinda... trebucheted to the ground
tired: guillotine
wired: trebuchet