• GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    I'll take the salad bowl with feta, olives, and thousand island stare dressing.

    • GinAndJuche
      hexagon
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      10 months ago

      The secret ingredient to the dressing is offering a veterans discount and playing explosion and gunfire noises out of the speakers overlayed with radio chatter every time somebody asks for the discount. It’s just regular thousand island otherwise