• GinAndJuche
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      10 months ago

      The menu has a zero dollar breakfast sandwich that never gets made if somebody orders it.

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    I'll take the salad bowl with feta, olives, and thousand island stare dressing.

    • GinAndJuche
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      10 months ago

      The secret ingredient to the dressing is offering a veterans discount and playing explosion and gunfire noises out of the speakers overlayed with radio chatter every time somebody asks for the discount. It’s just regular thousand island otherwise

  • Great_Leader_Is_Dead
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    10 months ago

    I'm gonna go there and order 40 Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches fried in peanut oil.

    • GinAndJuche
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      10 months ago

      Jimysious Deannikos would not tolerate such heresy. Stavorussyious of Athos would never use a new-world ingredient, Balkan ingredients are the best in the Mediterranean.

      • Great_Leader_Is_Dead
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        10 months ago

        Alright fine, I'll just take a dozen cheese chop sandwiches with extra cheese and chop!

  • HarryLime [any]
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    10 months ago

    this concept would only work if the gyros from it are dope as hell

    • GinAndJuche
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      10 months ago

      A gyro food truck that plays “Hero” by evanescence like an ice cream truck.

      “I need a gyro, to save me now”

      • pumpchilienthusiast [comrade/them, any]
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        10 months ago

        A gyro food truck that plays “Holding Out for a Hero” by evanescence bonnie tyler like an ice cream truck.

        I need a gyro I'm holding out for a gyro 'til the end of the night

  • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    i didn't think you could improve on the idea of greek food ice cream truck but here we are

    • GinAndJuche
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      10 months ago

      You had the idea of a Greek food ice cream truck before? I’m flattered to have arrived at a similar notion.