The menu has a zero dollar breakfast sandwich that never gets made if somebody orders it.
I'll take the salad bowl with feta, olives, and thousand island stare dressing.
The secret ingredient to the dressing is offering a veterans discount and playing explosion and gunfire noises out of the speakers overlayed with radio chatter every time somebody asks for the discount. It’s just regular thousand island otherwise
I'm gonna go there and order 40 Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches fried in peanut oil.
Jimysious Deannikos would not tolerate such heresy. Stavorussyious of Athos would never use a new-world ingredient, Balkan ingredients are the best in the Mediterranean.
Alright fine, I'll just take a dozen cheese chop sandwiches with extra cheese and chop!
A gyro food truck that plays “Hero” by evanescence like an ice cream truck.
“I need a gyro, to save me now”
A gyro food truck that plays “Holding Out for a Hero” by
evanescencebonnie tyler like an ice cream truck.I need a gyro I'm holding out for a gyro 'til the end of the night
i didn't think you could improve on the idea of greek food ice cream truck but here we are
You had the idea of a Greek food ice cream truck before? I’m flattered to have arrived at a similar notion.
