"Perhaps you need to find another surgeon for this procedure."
"Doctor, if you do the procedure - I have been authorized to offer you two Tesla Model X, Specials gratis. One for you and one for you husband. In your favorite colors."
"There is no Tesla Model X, Special."
"There is. We do not make that information public. If we sold them - they'd cost approximately $500,000 each."
"Perhaps you need to find another surgeon for this procedure."
"Doctor, if you do the procedure - I have been authorized to offer you two Tesla Model X, Specials gratis. One for you and one for you husband. In your favorite colors."
"There is no Tesla Model X, Special."
"There is. We do not make that information public. If we sold them - they'd cost approximately $500,000 each."
"Hmm...."