I can't stop laughing

Preventing another Jan. 6

Biden scraps Trump’s paint scheme for Air Force One

Biden recommends loosening federal restrictions on marijuana

Countering China with a new alliance between Japan and South Korea

Union-busting gets riskier

Biden empowers federal agencies to monitor AI

The U.S. is producing more oil than anytime in history

is in the same article as

Renewable power is the No. 2 source of electricity in the U.S. — and climbing

where BOTH are presented as good things

These are real subheaders from an article about things Joe Biden did

Someone please burn this shithole down already

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    5 months ago

    Biden scraps Trump’s paint scheme for Air Force One

    OH, TAKE THAT, CHEETO BENITO, WE FOILED YOUR DASTARDLY PLAN TO CHANGE THE PAINT JOB ON AN AIRPLANE. DRUMPF FINISHED

    • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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      edit-2
      5 months ago

      Biden recommends loosening federal restrictions on marijuana

      THE HIGHEST FORM OF BIDEN ACHIEVEMENT; A RECCOMENDATION WAS MADE. HOW CAN YOU TANKOIDS POSSIBLY NOT SEE THE INCREDIBLE DECISIVE ACTION WHEN THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE COUNTRY POLITELY MADE A RECCOMENDATION OF THE MOST OBVIOUS SHIT ON EARTH???

    • radiofreeval [any]
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      5 months ago

      We should vinyl af1 and unveil a bunch of "special liveries" whenever some white house staffer gets bored