I can't stop laughing

Preventing another Jan. 6

Biden scraps Trump’s paint scheme for Air Force One

Biden recommends loosening federal restrictions on marijuana

Countering China with a new alliance between Japan and South Korea

Union-busting gets riskier

Biden empowers federal agencies to monitor AI

The U.S. is producing more oil than anytime in history

is in the same article as

Renewable power is the No. 2 source of electricity in the U.S. — and climbing

where BOTH are presented as good things

These are real subheaders from an article about things Joe Biden did

Someone please burn this shithole down already

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    11 months ago

    Preventing another Jan. 6

    joe biden prevented another January 6th so far because THERE LITERALLY HASN'T BEEN ANOTHER PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION SINCE THEN YOU FUCKING MELON monke-rage

    • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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      11 months ago

      Biden scraps Trump’s paint scheme for Air Force One

      OH, TAKE THAT, CHEETO BENITO, WE FOILED YOUR DASTARDLY PLAN TO CHANGE THE PAINT JOB ON AN AIRPLANE. DRUMPF FINISHED

      • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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        11 months ago

        Biden recommends loosening federal restrictions on marijuana

        THE HIGHEST FORM OF BIDEN ACHIEVEMENT; A RECCOMENDATION WAS MADE. HOW CAN YOU TANKOIDS POSSIBLY NOT SEE THE INCREDIBLE DECISIVE ACTION WHEN THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE COUNTRY POLITELY MADE A RECCOMENDATION OF THE MOST OBVIOUS SHIT ON EARTH???

    • dannoffs [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      By my count there have been 3 January 6's since he took office. Checkmate libs

    • FishLake@lemmygrad.ml
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      11 months ago

      To quote my liberal friend, “Hey man, any day could be a Jan 6. You don’t need an election to riot like a moron.” How can I argue against such impenetrable reasoning?

  • AlkaliMarxist
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    11 months ago

    Renewable power is the No. 2 source of electricity in the U.S. — and climbing

    No. 1 - Non-renewable power. No. 2 - Renewable power

    • edge [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      And “renewable power” is a shitty term anyway as it excludes nuclear which is very important.

  • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    A third of this is just "proposed but unfinalized draft recommendations," another third is taking credit for other people's work, and then the last third is pointless civility crap. Literally nobody has been able to come up with a single thing Biden has done besides the infrastructure bill that isn't building or maintaining infrastructure

    • WashedAnus [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      Uhh he made the CHIPS act which has so far only resulted in one grant, to a factory making F-35 chips in New Hampshire.

  • BoxedFenders [any, comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    It must be so demotivating for a White House staffer to dress up Biden's pathetic failures as accomplishments and sell it to the press.

  • Morbid [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    Preventing another Jan. 6

    hat-kid-dance yeah suck it there was only one inept coup attempt

  • HarryLime [any]
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    11 months ago

    my wife left me but i will be votting for joe to make pain bettetr

    joe bring back my darling wife next

    if you can do alll that you can bring back my wife

  • i read drone armies in the subheading and thought wow maybe this list is impartial or at least throws a few bad things in there to SEEM impartial...

    nope! its about expanding our wonderful drone armies specifically to threaten China lol

  • Teekeeus
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    2 months ago

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