I too want to go to a giant communist gathering that fills a stadium or similar venue! But yea, American "Christianity" is so divorced from what I think of as Christianity it's not even funny. Even what I thought was a twisted imitation in the church my sister's family goes to is nothing compared to a proper megachurch (my sister's church had a paid cafe in the lobby, my dad and I got to have some good jokes about WWJD and running them out of the Lords house)