• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
    ·
    9 months ago

    $125

    And it's not even a single malt. Maybe it's effectively a $10 bottle.

    Ninja edit: Maybe it's a $12.5 bottle and they multiplied that by ten.

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      I made a blend of all the soda options at the fountain. Called it Uncle Sam's Tier 1 Operator Sniper Warrior Private Seal Reserve.

      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
        ·
        9 months ago

        Uncle Sam's Tier 1 Operator Sniper Warrior Private Seal Reserve

        How dare you.

        Uncle Sam's Tier 1 Operator Sniper Warrior Private SEAL Reserve

        • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
          ·
          9 months ago

          Bit idea: pretending to be a stolen valor guy who pronounces the T in "Green Beret."

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      9 months ago

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r33kJLauaJ4

      In one of the clearly paid reviews that have been uploaded in the past 10 days, 3/4 of the video is him verbally kissing troops on the lips. He then actually drinks a tiny sip and there are like half a dozen clear editing cuts for him to say "wow. this is good. wow. they didn't oversell that at all. they really know what they're doing."

      It's like the enthusiasm I'd show a child's painting when it's clearly shit.