BigHaas [he/him] to

badposting • 9 months ago

The size of my poops are wildly uncorrelated with the size of their preceding meals

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The size of my poops are wildly uncorrelated with the size of their preceding meals

BigHaas [he/him] to

badposting • 9 months ago

Sometimes a log slides out and I'll be like I haven't even eaten anything recently, where did you come from

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ZWQbpkzl [none/use name]
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9 months ago
If I burn fat, does it come out as sweat, breath, or shit? I know its not piss because fat is not water soluble.

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- FunkyStuff [he/him]
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  9 months ago
  I'm not an expert but I think it goes as all 3, just mostly breath.
  
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  - Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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    9 months ago
    So basically your mouth is your air intake and exhaust pipe in one system?
    
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