The person who robbed me in uninsured so my safety support representative denied my claim

Source: twitter

  • SerLava [he/him]
    hexbear
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    edit-2
    4 months ago

    Ohh!! Ohh!! Let me get Sam Seder in here.

    Ok pause it. I own ADT and I'm not appreciating how often Amazing Adjucation rules against my customers- it's killing my market share, the customers are all running to my competitors, who are all advertising double digit higher win rates compared to ADT, because they paid off their adjudicators. I'm a lot bigger than Ring and if Amazing Adjucation loses our contract they'll probably go out of business. Sure this might encourage my customers to steal more, but so what? The more wealth they have, the more I get to charge to insure it. So I'm going to let Amazing Adjucation know they have an ultimatum, and if Ring and Ring customers don't like it, they can deal with my much larger mercenary company. Sure we can't go after Amazon and their customers, because they have the nuclear arsenal, but most other people are fair game- we'll almost always rule in favor of ourselves.

    At this point, ADT is essentially a piracy conglomeration. Is that your utopia?