The person who robbed me in uninsured so my safety support representative denied my claim

Source: twitter

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
    hexbear
    44
    4 months ago

    did this remind anyone else of that hilarious story about the hotel in Laguna last summer? when 20 armed thumbskulls got into a melee trying to arrest each other for trespassing. the city had to shut it all down and issue a restraining order against any of them carrying firearms.

    Hotel Laguna reopens after clash between rival security guards
    Faceoff stems from dispute between local operator-developer and investment group

    Laguna Beach police officers were called to the Hotel Laguna at 425 South Coast Highway last week for a 20-person physical altercation in the lobby between armed guards from two private security firms.

    can you imagine being on vacation, walking around the touristy beach town with your family, drinking your Jamba Juice or w/e and seeing 20 ARMED rent-a-pigs in various uniforms getting into a fight while trying to arrest each other?

    i would be far too enchanted by the spectacle to look away and end up catching a stray in my bathing suit area.