The Ukraine war was just a distraction all along. Russia has developed FTL travel and now has nukes stationed in Andromeda, waiting to strike the US.

  • shiteyes2 [any]
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    5 months ago

    You guys laugh but the jewish space laser turned out to be real

    • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      Jewish space laser + Russian hackers = Judeo-Bolshevik Low Orbit Ion Cannon

      • PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
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        4 months ago

        It has six settings:

        1. Turn people into Jews
        2. Turn people into communists (label is often changed with 1 as a prank but nobody notices the difference)
        3. Turn people transgender
        4. Make people stop saying slurs
        5. Havana syndrome
        6. ALL OF THE ABOVE MUAHAHAHAHAHA