The Ukraine war was just a distraction all along. Russia has developed FTL travel and now has nukes stationed in Andromeda, waiting to strike the US.

  • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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    9 months ago

    So definitely not 'intergalactic', not 'nuclear weapons', almost definitely not 'a huge threat to the US'

    When do you think we find out it's not Russian either?