The Ukraine war was just a distraction all along. Russia has developed FTL travel and now has nukes stationed in Andromeda, waiting to strike the US.

  • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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    10 months ago

    You fools! Don't you understand? Ukraine is expecting an offensive from the land, Russia is gonna station their mothership directly above Kyiv and they won't even see it coming!