My wife sleeps on one side with about a million pillows, and the cat sleeps in the middle. Over the course of the night, she slowly seeps further and further into my side, and if I get up to pee or anything she is in my spot when I get back. This is my life now.

  • WashedAnus [he/him]
    hexbear
    10
    4 months ago

    If you develop restless leg syndrome they'll leave you alone when you sleep

    • tamagotchicowboy [he/him]
      hexbear
      10
      4 months ago

      Nah, cats are adaptive creatures they'll just demand to sleep on your shoulder like a parrot. This is what mine does.

        • tamagotchicowboy [he/him]
          hexbear
          4
          4 months ago

          Mine just push shove their way through my pillow fort to my shoulders, there is no hiding.

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
        hexbear
        6
        4 months ago

        Mine lives on my shoulder like a parrot when I'm awake, she got really into it as a kitten and she'd hang off my rat tail, she's too big for that now but incredibly tiny for an 8 year old kitty, so now she's my scarf. When we're sleeping she'll come up and do a lil face mashing, my stubble is her favorite scratching surface and then she'll either cuddle up by my chest if I'm sideways or by my hip in a position I like to call the Big Iron so she's under my hand and I'm scritchin like It's high noon

      • huf [he/him]
        hexbear
        2
        4 months ago

        mine doesnt like to sleep with me, because i move too much. she cuddles with me to put me to sleep but moves to her comfy chair (right next to the bed) when i'm half-asleep.