I have always loved to talk to Tories because leftists — including myself — scream so much

and your precious nazis AREN'T like this? Now that these types have JK Rowling, do they not realize that they're all the fucking Dursleys? Do they REALLY think they can hurl insults at people minding their own business, including mocking their political rivals with all sorts of mean pot shots, and not get an ounce of it in retaliation?