hexaflexagonbear [he/him] to the_dunk_tank • 9 months agoIt's just that simpleimagemessage-square97 fedilinkarrow-up1186
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minus-squarezifnab25 [he/him, any]hexbear25·9 months agoA guy came to my front door and said "I have the paper that says I own this house! Give me money!" And I said, "Are you the government?" And he said, "No." So I said, "That's fine, here is the money." But then another guy came by and said the same thing, and I was, like "Where does the paper that says you own the thing even come from?" And, ladies and gentlemen, you are not even going to believe the answer. link
A guy came to my front door and said "I have the paper that says I own this house! Give me money!"
And I said, "Are you the government?"
And he said, "No."
So I said, "That's fine, here is the money."
But then another guy came by and said the same thing, and I was, like "Where does the paper that says you own the thing even come from?"
And, ladies and gentlemen, you are not even going to believe the answer.