goku-halal

  • RedQuestionAsker2 [he/him, she/her]
    hexbear
    48
    4 months ago

    Base form Goku would mop the floor with any of the other candidates easily. He MIGHT have to use kaiyoken if Klobuchar is running.

    • Smeagolicious [they/them]
      hexbear
      26
      4 months ago

      He wouldn't get that far, Goku's already proven vulnerable to the heart attack gun.

        • Magician [he/him, they/them]
          hexbear
          13
          4 months ago

          But what if Hillary gets the dragon balls and wishes to run for president as the Democratic candidate again?

          • RedQuestionAsker2 [he/him, she/her]
            hexbear
            14
            4 months ago

            Shenron can only revive something once, and hilldawg already had two dead campaigns.

            We all know she used a wish in 2016 to get ahead of Bernie.

          • Smeagolicious [they/them]
            hexbear
            9
            edit-2
            4 months ago

            hillgasm: "Mighty Shenron, make me President of the United States!"

            🐲: "THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER. FAREWELL"

          • @Raebxeh
            hexbear
            7
            4 months ago

            That would be the most Hillary thing to do. Don’t wish to improve the world. Don’t wish to win. Just wish to run.

    • @Justice@lemmygrad.ml
      hexbear
      13
      4 months ago

      "And I said to Goku: "How would your hair fair in a spirit bomb, Mr Savior of Earth?"" chuckles nervously

      • Mokey [none/use name]
        hexbear
        9
        4 months ago

        https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/06/us/amy-klobuchar-comedy.html

        Shortly before Ms. Klobuchar declared her own presidential bid earlier this year, Abigail Bessler, her 24-year-old daughter, an amateur stand-up comic herself, somewhat sheepishly reminded her mother about the senior thesis Ms. Bessler wrote at Yale. The topic: the use of humor in presidential politics and the “Path to Power Through One-Liners, Talk Shows and Tweets.”

        “Should an orator want to stir up laughter?” Ms. Bessler asked in her thesis. “The answer is a fairly resounding yes.”

        Additional gems from the paper, written to complete a degree in political science, include:

        “Humor can be used as a political weapon: to attack opponents, inoculate oneself from criticism, establish one’s good humor and more. Through comedy and wit, a politician can reduce audience scrutiny of arguments by appealing to their emotions and allowing them to discount any messages they might disagree with as ‘just a joke.’

        • @Justice@lemmygrad.ml
          hexbear
          5
          4 months ago

          If I were a billionaire, perhaps I'd hire a team of people to follow me around and cite things like this any time I do or say anything. It could be like the modern version of a slave whispering in Caesar's ear that he's mortal.

          Like my personal chef brings my breakfast out and right behind him is a guy with an iPad who starts reading a recent write up on how modern livestock raising techniques are sure to doom the entire world to disease. Or whatever. Not like in an accusatory way, just as a neutral reminder. "Let me read this article about avian flu mutations while you chomp those eggs down"

            • @Justice@lemmygrad.ml
              hexbear
              3
              4 months ago

              Yeah, I'm just joking around.

              It did feel like a slight stab to the heart like "oh no... I'm empowering that dumbass..."