McConnell, who turned 82 this month, is announcing the decision in a speech on the Senate floor. [...] McConnell said he plans to serve out the remainder of his term as a senator, which ends in January 2027.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    9 months ago

    McConnell said he plans to serve out the remainder of his term as a senator, which ends in January 2027.

    I hope he just up and dies in a couple of days

    • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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      9 months ago

      At the least I hope he's in the middle of a speech and suddenly stops, staring into space as he loudly shits his pants.

      Edit: Then he dies while shit continues to pool under him.

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        9 months ago

        There are far too many people who deserve to die from shitting themselves to death and don't