There are a lot of scary animals out there, but I think the worst that I have to come into contact with regularly is the centipede. Definitely not the worst, but when one of those fuckers darts out from underneath a bookcase or something like some demon from hell, only to disappear under your nightstand or something it’s truly a horrible feeling. You know it’s there but there’s nothing you can do, you’re never seeing that fucker again unless he wants to be seen.

They’re not that bad, they just look demonic. Fortunately I don’t have to regularly deal with very many scary animals, this is sorta the worst I have it.