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  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    When I met with the Japanese ambassador, I was surprised to find that he did not carry two swords, and not once did he behead a subordinate for making a minor mistake in protocol. We also sat at a table and ate apsta instead of kneeling on bamboo mats to be served sushi by a master chef (also beheaded afterwards for having a grain of rice out of place)

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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      9 months ago

      I think the Japanese ambassador actually gifted a samurai sword to Ukraine shortly after the invasion lol

      Oh no it’s worse than that

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      Their propaganda is so fucking trash 💀 they lie about the dumbest shit. They should thank orthodox Jesus for making westerners so stupid

      • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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        9 months ago

        While Russia studied the economics of an invasion, he studied the blade